Squirrels

"Are you smarter than a fifth grader?" The television show begs for an answer.

Do you feed the birds? Do you own a bird feeder?

I am a very smart person. I am often underestimated. Being smart, I think that the real question is, are you smarter than a squirrel? If you own a bird feeder and have ever tried to thwart a squirrel, you know what I mean.

Forget the fifth grader or college professor, I would like to be smarter than a squirrel.